Yellow cake, the classic Betty Crocker boxed cake mix. Who hasn't had that? Usually with some chocolate frosting and "Happy Xth Birthday!" written on the top, sometimes with those god-awful hard candies that no one really likes, but they look nice.
That was the image that came to mind when I ordered this juice. It's not a tank cracker, so that's a plus, but it is a bit of a darker juice that will gunk up a coil. That means it's going in my dripper, and that means it's going to be max VG, because clouds are fun!
Upon arrival, the juice was sweet smelling with notes of, well, cake. Upon the first vape it was pretty tasty, and it definitely had a cake flavor, but it was more cake batter than the finished confection. I didn't have a problem with that, since I don't think it would be terribly easy to make something taste exactly like a cake. Also, the thing about every yellow cake I've ever has is that I couldn't precisely tell you what the cake alone tasted like. It seems to me that yellow cake is more of a transport device to get the frosting to your face without eating it out of the can.
Throughout the course of the bottle, I could definitely tell when the juice was starting to gunk up my coils, because the sweetness was greatly overshadowed by a charcoal taste. Not a big deal, juice gunks up. After a wick change everything was OK, and I only had to change it every 5ml or so. Not too awful really.
Overall, I'd have to go with a 3/5 on this one. Tasted like yellow cake, and I have no major complaints about it. Now, if you could make it taste like the cake with chocolate frosting and those stale candies...
Monday, May 26, 2014
Sunday, May 25, 2014
The Great Mt. Baker Vapor Review: Cola
This juice... I wanted to like it so bad. I tried, I really did, but it didn't happen, and that makes me sad.
When I got this juice I cracked it open and took a whiff, and it smelled like, well, cola. I figured we were off to a good start here. Then I looked at the juice itself, and noticed it had seemed to have seperated, all the flavor floating on the top. I'd seen that before, so I let it sit. This steeped for around a week before I got around to vaping it.
Since it was a tank cracker, I decided to drip it. I got the full bore flavor out of it and the best description I have for how it tasted was from my brother. He said it's like a spicy store brand soda. I say it tasted like straight Soda Stream syrup. We both agreed that it was missing a vital component to a cola: sweetness. The distinct cola flavor was very prevalent, but there was way too much of it. I figured I would try it in my kayfun and see if lower power helped with the flavor.
With my metal tank on my kayfun, I filled it up and had a vape. First thing that happened was it now tasted like some kind of lemon, not really cola at all. I'm clueless as to why this happened. Second thing that happened was the juice burned. I've never had an issue with juice burning using the kayfun. Same setup I'd been using for months (0.8 ohm microcoil on a magneto). I figured maybe I wicked it funny, so I drained, rewicked, and refilled. Same problem, until my battery got down to about 3.6v, then I could vape it like I normally do with little to no issue. And before you ask, no, the juice wasn't separating anymore at this point. I checked before I filled it up. I still shook it for good measure though.
Overall, I'd have to put this juice at a 1/5. I've never had a juice just burn like this unless I was roasting a near-dry wick. The flavor was either super overpowering or wasn't cola at all, depending on the atty I used. I also got the unpleasant side effect of wicked throat irritation. I do not have a sensitivity to many things, but this crap made my throat feel like I had a mild case of strep. I can't say either way if there are better or worse cola flavors in the world, but I can say I wouldn't recommend this one.
When I got this juice I cracked it open and took a whiff, and it smelled like, well, cola. I figured we were off to a good start here. Then I looked at the juice itself, and noticed it had seemed to have seperated, all the flavor floating on the top. I'd seen that before, so I let it sit. This steeped for around a week before I got around to vaping it.
Since it was a tank cracker, I decided to drip it. I got the full bore flavor out of it and the best description I have for how it tasted was from my brother. He said it's like a spicy store brand soda. I say it tasted like straight Soda Stream syrup. We both agreed that it was missing a vital component to a cola: sweetness. The distinct cola flavor was very prevalent, but there was way too much of it. I figured I would try it in my kayfun and see if lower power helped with the flavor.
With my metal tank on my kayfun, I filled it up and had a vape. First thing that happened was it now tasted like some kind of lemon, not really cola at all. I'm clueless as to why this happened. Second thing that happened was the juice burned. I've never had an issue with juice burning using the kayfun. Same setup I'd been using for months (0.8 ohm microcoil on a magneto). I figured maybe I wicked it funny, so I drained, rewicked, and refilled. Same problem, until my battery got down to about 3.6v, then I could vape it like I normally do with little to no issue. And before you ask, no, the juice wasn't separating anymore at this point. I checked before I filled it up. I still shook it for good measure though.
Overall, I'd have to put this juice at a 1/5. I've never had a juice just burn like this unless I was roasting a near-dry wick. The flavor was either super overpowering or wasn't cola at all, depending on the atty I used. I also got the unpleasant side effect of wicked throat irritation. I do not have a sensitivity to many things, but this crap made my throat feel like I had a mild case of strep. I can't say either way if there are better or worse cola flavors in the world, but I can say I wouldn't recommend this one.
Wednesday, May 21, 2014
The Great Mt. Baker Vapor Review: Peach
What can I say about Peach? More than I thought, apparently.
I received Peach as a freebie on one of my orders. It was clear, smelled like peaches, and it was STRONG. Since this flavor is a known tank cracker, I decided to use it in my drip atomizer that, at the time, was a 0.7 ohm dual microcoil. It was super overpowering in there until my battery was on its way to dead. What I decided to do was dilute it with pure VG by a little more than half, and it was pretty close to perfect. No exact science here, folks. If I mathed right it ended up at about 4mg and about 60% VG, but that's an approximation.
The flavor on this was, as I said, really strong straight out of the bottle. So strong in fact I could taste it in my mouth for some time after I'd finished vaping it. It comes off as an artificial peach with none of the tang you usually get from a real peach. It also became very tiresome after about a half an hour. It definitely did have a bit of a weird flavor that I couldn't really put my finger on, almost like it was a green, unripened peach. After I had the epiphany of diluting the juice, it got a lot better. More of the peachiness came through, and less of the greenness (best word I can think to describe it). Plus I got bigger clouds, and that made me happy :)
Overall I'd have to give this one by itself a 2/5. If, however, you dilute it it would go up to a 3 or 4 if you mix something with it, like that white tea I got an order or two back. I think that would have ended up pretty good if I had any white tea left to try it. Oh well, maybe I'll try that out at some point in the future. Either that or you MBV guys can make a tea line and name it after me, I wouldn't object. In any case, I'll say it's a decent juice, but it's too damned strong, and unless you like to challenge how much peach you can handle, DON'T GET EXTRA FLAVOR SHOTS! But if you do, max it out and send me a video of you trying it.
I received Peach as a freebie on one of my orders. It was clear, smelled like peaches, and it was STRONG. Since this flavor is a known tank cracker, I decided to use it in my drip atomizer that, at the time, was a 0.7 ohm dual microcoil. It was super overpowering in there until my battery was on its way to dead. What I decided to do was dilute it with pure VG by a little more than half, and it was pretty close to perfect. No exact science here, folks. If I mathed right it ended up at about 4mg and about 60% VG, but that's an approximation.
The flavor on this was, as I said, really strong straight out of the bottle. So strong in fact I could taste it in my mouth for some time after I'd finished vaping it. It comes off as an artificial peach with none of the tang you usually get from a real peach. It also became very tiresome after about a half an hour. It definitely did have a bit of a weird flavor that I couldn't really put my finger on, almost like it was a green, unripened peach. After I had the epiphany of diluting the juice, it got a lot better. More of the peachiness came through, and less of the greenness (best word I can think to describe it). Plus I got bigger clouds, and that made me happy :)
Overall I'd have to give this one by itself a 2/5. If, however, you dilute it it would go up to a 3 or 4 if you mix something with it, like that white tea I got an order or two back. I think that would have ended up pretty good if I had any white tea left to try it. Oh well, maybe I'll try that out at some point in the future. Either that or you MBV guys can make a tea line and name it after me, I wouldn't object. In any case, I'll say it's a decent juice, but it's too damned strong, and unless you like to challenge how much peach you can handle, DON'T GET EXTRA FLAVOR SHOTS! But if you do, max it out and send me a video of you trying it.
Monday, May 5, 2014
The Great Mt. Baker Vapor Review: Bananas Gone Nuts
Bananas Gone Nuts is exactly what the name implies, bananas with nuts. It is NOT banana nut bread, as I kind of figured it would be. Thanks to my wife, I can say for sure they are different flavors since she has the Banana Nut Bread flavor.
The banana component of the juice isn't quite a candy banana flavor, but very close to being one. As far as what kind of nuts, I largely got walnut, maybe a little bit of almond but I could be imagining that.I didn't get any weird off flavors or unidentifiable tastes, so that's a plus!
Overall I'd give this one a 4/5. It was pretty enjoyable from start to finish, didn't destroy my coils with gunk, and I didn't tire of it too quickly. Definitely a solid juice.
The banana component of the juice isn't quite a candy banana flavor, but very close to being one. As far as what kind of nuts, I largely got walnut, maybe a little bit of almond but I could be imagining that.I didn't get any weird off flavors or unidentifiable tastes, so that's a plus!
Overall I'd give this one a 4/5. It was pretty enjoyable from start to finish, didn't destroy my coils with gunk, and I didn't tire of it too quickly. Definitely a solid juice.
Friday, May 2, 2014
The Great Mt Baker Vapor: Get Razzled
I'm going to start this review off by saying it's probably unfair. When this came around in my rotation my allergies decided to kick in, so my taste very well could have been compromised.
Get Razzled is a raspberry milkshake flavor. I really like milkshake flavors when they're done right. Surprisingly my favorite one is some off-brand juice from a local smoke shop, but they only have banana strawberry.
The smell on this was like a (surprise) raspberry milkshake. It reminded me of the real ice cream shakes you can get at small mom and pop drive in type places in small towns. You know the ones, they dump a bunch of soft serve in to a cup, dump a big scoop of fresh berries on it, and blend it up.
I had some issues with the flavor on this one. Again, allergies may have been a contributor. My first few puffs would be about average for what I'd expect. Sweet, berry, and a little creamy. After maybe four the flavor would just be gone, except a little bit on the exhale, but other off flavors would come in. There was a pretty strong artificial taste that would come through, as well as a complete lack of flavor with what I can only describe as being like when you get water up your nose on accident.
Since I was all congested and junk, I can't fairly review this with certainty, only share what I experienced. Under heavy allergies, I'd give it a 2/5. I would estimate that if I could taste and smell properly, it would likely move up to a 3.5/5. I may have to revisit this one in the future.
Get Razzled is a raspberry milkshake flavor. I really like milkshake flavors when they're done right. Surprisingly my favorite one is some off-brand juice from a local smoke shop, but they only have banana strawberry.
The smell on this was like a (surprise) raspberry milkshake. It reminded me of the real ice cream shakes you can get at small mom and pop drive in type places in small towns. You know the ones, they dump a bunch of soft serve in to a cup, dump a big scoop of fresh berries on it, and blend it up.
I had some issues with the flavor on this one. Again, allergies may have been a contributor. My first few puffs would be about average for what I'd expect. Sweet, berry, and a little creamy. After maybe four the flavor would just be gone, except a little bit on the exhale, but other off flavors would come in. There was a pretty strong artificial taste that would come through, as well as a complete lack of flavor with what I can only describe as being like when you get water up your nose on accident.
Since I was all congested and junk, I can't fairly review this with certainty, only share what I experienced. Under heavy allergies, I'd give it a 2/5. I would estimate that if I could taste and smell properly, it would likely move up to a 3.5/5. I may have to revisit this one in the future.
Sunday, April 27, 2014
The Great Mt. Baker Vapor Review: Coffee
I skipped over doing this review when I finished this juice, mostly because it's a really easy review to do, but also because I got the wicked Candy Cane Coffee and I had to share that one immediately since DAMN, it's great.
What can I say about Coffee? It tastes like coffee. No on-the-burner-all-day taste, no I'm-eating-coffee-grounds grossness, and no super bitterness like I've had in other straight coffee flavors. It also satisfied my curiosity of how gunked up my coils would get with a juice that's a 5 on MBV's Shade Rating chart. The answer is extremely gunky very quickly. Out of curiosity I kept dripping it until I barely got any vapor, and when I opened up my atty I found crazy gunk build-up, I should have taken a picture.
I'd like to take a second to thank MBV for the extra info they provide you. I really like that Shade Rating chart they have for each flavor. Out of the 10 juices I've gone over so far, it's been spot on. I never have to say "I wonder what this will do to my Kayfun?" If it's 3 or higher, I drip it. They also put a note in the juice descriptions if it cracks a tank or not, which is a valuable piece of knowledge. Most people know that strong cinnamon and citrus flavors will crack a tank, but did you know that Banana can too? It's a good thing to know.
Overall I'd give the Coffee a strong 3/5. It's simple and it tastes like what it's supposed to. It isn't anything mind-blowing, but it's enjoyable. Just remember, don't put this in a tank atty, just use a dripper that's simple to rewick/clean, otherwise it'll be a huge hassle to vape.
What can I say about Coffee? It tastes like coffee. No on-the-burner-all-day taste, no I'm-eating-coffee-grounds grossness, and no super bitterness like I've had in other straight coffee flavors. It also satisfied my curiosity of how gunked up my coils would get with a juice that's a 5 on MBV's Shade Rating chart. The answer is extremely gunky very quickly. Out of curiosity I kept dripping it until I barely got any vapor, and when I opened up my atty I found crazy gunk build-up, I should have taken a picture.
I'd like to take a second to thank MBV for the extra info they provide you. I really like that Shade Rating chart they have for each flavor. Out of the 10 juices I've gone over so far, it's been spot on. I never have to say "I wonder what this will do to my Kayfun?" If it's 3 or higher, I drip it. They also put a note in the juice descriptions if it cracks a tank or not, which is a valuable piece of knowledge. Most people know that strong cinnamon and citrus flavors will crack a tank, but did you know that Banana can too? It's a good thing to know.
Overall I'd give the Coffee a strong 3/5. It's simple and it tastes like what it's supposed to. It isn't anything mind-blowing, but it's enjoyable. Just remember, don't put this in a tank atty, just use a dripper that's simple to rewick/clean, otherwise it'll be a huge hassle to vape.
Wednesday, April 23, 2014
The Great Mt. Baker Vapor Review: Candy Cane Coffee
I don't usually jump the gun on my reviews, choosing to do them one at a time as I finish the juice off, but this is a special exception. Candy Cane Coffee is truly a diamond in the rough.
I've been through my coffee flavors. I got hazelnut coffee on my first round of juices from MBV, and plain coffee the next (I need to write that one up still), not to mention coffee flavors from a few other places, some good, some godawful. I was done with coffees. Then Random.org did it's job and Candy Cane Coffee was on the list. I considered re-rolling it, but if I did that every time I got a flavor I might not like I'd end up not trying everything out. I'm extremely glad I didn't do that.
The first thing I thought with this juice upon taking a whiff was that it didn't smell bad at all, not too strong coffee, and not too strong peppermint. Good start. I figured since I was finishing off my 925 Coffee from Good Life Vapor I could just transition over to this one without rewicking (I'm SOOOO lazy). On my first pull, it was an instant "WOW!" I was blown away. I had my wife try it and she loves it, and she doesn't even vape. She's drooling over it now, in fact. Apparently it tastes like a mint chip frappachino from Starbucks, I say peppermint mocha, but same thing pretty much.
This juice is a solid 5/5. The only think I don't like about it is the same thing I don't like about all coffee flavors... they gunk up my coils. This one's worth it, though. I think at the end of my journey of reviews this one is going to be in my top 10 list for sure, and I can't imagine it not being in the upper portion of those 10 juices.
I've been through my coffee flavors. I got hazelnut coffee on my first round of juices from MBV, and plain coffee the next (I need to write that one up still), not to mention coffee flavors from a few other places, some good, some godawful. I was done with coffees. Then Random.org did it's job and Candy Cane Coffee was on the list. I considered re-rolling it, but if I did that every time I got a flavor I might not like I'd end up not trying everything out. I'm extremely glad I didn't do that.
The first thing I thought with this juice upon taking a whiff was that it didn't smell bad at all, not too strong coffee, and not too strong peppermint. Good start. I figured since I was finishing off my 925 Coffee from Good Life Vapor I could just transition over to this one without rewicking (I'm SOOOO lazy). On my first pull, it was an instant "WOW!" I was blown away. I had my wife try it and she loves it, and she doesn't even vape. She's drooling over it now, in fact. Apparently it tastes like a mint chip frappachino from Starbucks, I say peppermint mocha, but same thing pretty much.
This juice is a solid 5/5. The only think I don't like about it is the same thing I don't like about all coffee flavors... they gunk up my coils. This one's worth it, though. I think at the end of my journey of reviews this one is going to be in my top 10 list for sure, and I can't imagine it not being in the upper portion of those 10 juices.
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